I simply adore stories like this due to the fact that it is beyond obvious that Jim Parsons is “one of those fabulous homos” as my Aunt Tootie would say as she clapped her hands together with jubilation. An engagement story usually makes me want to avoid Target wedding registries like they are plague dispensers, but for the adorable Mr. Parsons I will pretend I am fan of monogamy.

Jim has been dating Todd Spiewak for 3 years. The art director stole Parsons’ heart and they moved in together last year. After Jim won an Emmy, he realized there was only one thing that could make him happier…

“ Jim Parsons walked off with two fantastic prizes the very same night – an Emmy and a husband! The 37-year-old star celebrated his victory by proposing to longtime boyfriend Todd Spiewak – and now they are planning a Christmastime trip to Massachusetts where they’ll tie the knot, say insiders.
“After he got his award, he told Todd the only thing that would make him happier is if they got married – and Todd quickly said yes,” a close pal of the couple told The Enquirer. (Via Celebitchy)

Yes kittens, I am an out and proud nerd and read Harry Potter repeatedly, watch “Big Bang Theory” (BAZINGA, no dad, that is not ‘one of them slang words for a lady’s area’) religiously and have been known to celebrate Shark Week and order shiz from the History Channel. That being said, I think the real news is that Jim is 37! He looks about 17.

Emmy-winner Jim Parsons plays asexual (non-sexual?) nerd Sheldon on CBS's The Big Bang Theory, but in real life he's … a newly outed homosexual. Thanks, National Enquirer!

The tabloid rag breaks the not-so-secret news of Parsons' sexuality by saying he proposed to partner Todd Spiewak after the big night — and that they're heading to Massachusetts for a Christmas wedding. If you listened closely, Spiewak's name was among the many Parsons thanked during his acceptance speech, right after his mama. And it's not like their relationship is a secret: If it's on WhosDatedWho.com, it's public, yo.